tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8480504152009112915.post3279361551902162585..comments2023-12-08T09:37:37.390-08:00Comments on Mr. P's Words: Cycles of Convergencerfpentelburyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00476382509255963929noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8480504152009112915.post-59015949751156178102016-08-28T08:36:03.070-07:002016-08-28T08:36:03.070-07:00From: Merlayna Snyder
Sent: Saturday, August 27, ...From: Merlayna Snyder <br />Sent: Saturday, August 27, 2016 3:51 PM<br />To: Richard Pentelbury <br />Subject: Law of ---------------------<br /><br />Richard - thought you would enjoy these (in keeping with your Law of Convergence)<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /> 1.Law of Mechanical Repair<br /><br />- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch <br /><br />and you'll have to pee.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />2.Law of Gravity <br />Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible <br /><br />place in the universe.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />3.Law of Probability <br />The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of <br /><br />your act.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />4.Law of Random Numbers <br />- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always <br /><br />answers.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />5.Variation Law <br />If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move <br /><br />faster than the one you are in now.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />6.Law of the Bath <br />When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />7.Law of Close Encounters<br /><br />The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically <br /><br />when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />8.Law of the Result <br />When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />9.Law of Biomechanics<br /><br />The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />10.Law of the Theaters & Sports Arenas - At any event, the<br /><br />people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are <br /><br />the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the <br /><br />toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is<br /><br />over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long <br /><br />gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The <br /><br />aisle people also are very surly folk.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />11.The Coffee Law <br />- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to <br /><br />do something which will last until the coffee is cold.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />12.Murphy's Law of Lockers <br />- If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />13.Law of Physical Surfaces<br /><br />The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor <br /><br />are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />14.Law of Logical Argument <br />Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />15.Law of Physical Appearance <br />If the clothes fit, they're ugly.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />16.Law of Public Speaking <br />-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy- <br />As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it <br /><br />OR the store will stop selling it!<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />18.Doctors' Law <br />If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time<br /><br />you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll<br /><br />stay sick.<br /><br /> <br /><br />If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew. <br /><br />Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet!<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br />“Guns are a lot like parachutes, if you need one and don't have one,<br /><br />you'll probably never need one again"<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br />rfpentelburyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00476382509255963929noreply@blogger.com